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“My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.”

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“Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.”

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“Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.”
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“Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.”

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“Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.”
Linus Torvalds quotes (Finnish Computer engineer and Programmer, creator of Linux. b.1969)
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“The Internet "browser"... is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed”
Bill Gates quotes (American Entrepreneur and Founder of Microsoft Co., b.1955)
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“It's time to reappreciate the original software: paper.”
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“Software will never replace the Koran.”
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“Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more 'user-friendly' Their best approach, so far, has been to take all the old brochures, and stamp the words, 'user-friendly' on the cover”
Bill Gates quotes (American Entrepreneur and Founder of Microsoft Co., b.1955)
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