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“I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.”
dmg Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
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“Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.”
Lyndon B. Johnson quotes (American 36th US President (1963-69). 1908-1973)

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“Jerry Maguire: Jump in my nightmare, the water's warm!”
Jenny0103 Tom Cruise quotes (American Actor, Producer and Film Director, b.1962) Character: Jerry Maguire quotes. Movie: Jerry Maguire quotes
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“Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'”
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“Jerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.”
santiz Lyndon B. Johnson quotes (American 36th US President (1963-69). 1908-1973)
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“My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.”
Roseanne Barr quotes (American Host. b.1952,Salt Lake City, Utah, USA)

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“Jerry Maguire: I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok?”
Jenny0103 Jerry Maguire quotes (Movie)

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“When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.”
Dean Martin quotes (American Actor and Singer. 1917-1995)

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“Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?”
Denis Leary quotes (American Actor, b.1957)
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“German reunification: I view this in much the same way I view a possible Dean Martin - Jerry Lewis reconciliation: I never really enjoyed their work, and I'm not sure I need to see any of their new stuff”
Dennis Miller quotes (American Comedian and Actor, b.1953)

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Jerry synonyms: Hun, Huns.

Quotes by: Jerry Garcia, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Lewis, Jerry Falwell, Jerry Maguire, Jerry Hall, Jerry Rubin, Jerry Brown, Jerry Martin, Jerry Mander.

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