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“Some people have a way about them that seems to say: "If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk”

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“Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.”
bumbo Chuck Palahniuk quotes (American freelance Journalist, Satirist and Novelist. b.1961)
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“Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it”

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“I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me.”
dmg Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
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“If a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk.”
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“I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now.”
Leonardo DiCaprio quotes (American Actor, b.1974)
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“If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.”
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“Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are.”
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. quotes (American Writer, b.1922)
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“If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent.”
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“Litigation should be a last resort, not a knee-jerk reflex.”
Irving S. Shapiro quotes

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jerk synonyms: bucks, flick, flicked, flicking, flicks, hitch, hitched, hitches, hitching, jolt, tug, tugging, tugs, twitch, twitches, Yank.

See also: jerked, jerks.

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