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American Singer, Song Writer and Mathematician, was a professor of Math at Harvard who wrote many satrical tunes (Poisioning Pigeons) in the 1960s. b.1928

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“Bad weather always looks worse through a window.”
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“On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.”
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“If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.”
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“It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.”
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“Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”
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“Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers”
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“"Brush your teeth with the best toothpaste, Then rinse your mouth with industrial waste".”
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“Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?”
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“If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever said it”
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“An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.”
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