“Daunte Culpepper couldn't hit a sleeping cow with a 10-yard pass, unless that sleeping cow happened to be wearing an opposing uniform, which rarely happens. Culpepper has thrown eight interceptions and no touchdowns. This can only mean one thing in Randy Moss's house: Smoke 'em if you've got 'em.”
“Up until now, people have thought about lower-dose oral contraceptives for only certain groups of women, ... adolescents who are just starting to take the pill, peri-menopausal use and in women who have had problems with other pills.”
“This would spur thousands of stories about the All-American quarterbacking Manning family, which would cause an unprecedented puking epidemic throughout a nation that, quite frankly, could afford to lose the weight.”