My Account
Help
Add the "Dynamic Daily Quotation" to Your Site or Blog - it's Easy!
All
similar:you know an odd feeling sitting on the toilet...
Quotations
Authors
Topics
Keywords
Contributors
My Quotations
More...
Quotation:
“
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar
”
George Carlin quotes
(
American
stand-up
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Author
. b.
1937
)
Add to Chapter...
31-40 Quotations of
381
Users who liked this quote also liked:
“
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit
”
George Carlin quotes
(
American
stand-up
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Author
. b.
1937
)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist
”
George Carlin quotes
(
American
stand-up
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Author
. b.
1937
)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
”
George Carlin quotes
(
American
stand-up
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Author
. b.
1937
)
Similar Quotes
. About:
Atheism quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
”
George Carlin quotes
(
American
stand-up
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Author
. b.
1937
)
Similar Quotes
. About:
Humor quotes
,
Church quotes
,
Nations quotes
,
Separation quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands
”
George Carlin quotes
(
American
stand-up
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Author
. b.
1937
)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
”
George Carlin quotes
(
American
stand-up
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Author
. b.
1937
)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth
”
George Carlin quotes
(
American
stand-up
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Author
. b.
1937
)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
I've never had a 10, but one night I had five twos
”
George Carlin quotes
(
American
stand-up
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Author
. b.
1937
)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
A lot of times when a package says Open Other End, I purposely open the end where it says that
”
George Carlin quotes
(
American
stand-up
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Author
. b.
1937
)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
“
When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
”
George Carlin quotes
(
American
stand-up
Comedian
,
Actor
and
Author
. b.
1937
)
Similar Quotes
.
Add to Chapter...
Tweet
Suggested
>
T-Shirt quotes
>
funny quotes
>
famous quotes
>
movie quotes
>
sayings
>
proverbs
>
funny sayings
>
Inspirational Quotes
>
Cute Quotes
>
Friendship Quotes
>
Motivational Quotes
ThinkExist.com Quotations
Privacy & Security Policy
|
Terms of Service
|
Advertise
|
About us
|
Press room
|
Contact us
|
Help
Copyright ® ThinkExist 1999-2016
