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“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar”
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“Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did”
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“If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him”
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“A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt”
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“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.”
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“If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem”
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“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose”
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“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...”
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“One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like”
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“One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people”
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“People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think”
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