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“I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.”
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“When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.”
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“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”
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“What's another word for Thesaurus?”
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“Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes”
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“When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded”
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“I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that."”
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“If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.”
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“My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.”
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“Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.”
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“I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium."”
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