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“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
Will Shriner quotes (American Comedian, b.1953)
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“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips quotes
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“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
Charles M. Schulz quotes (American cartoonist, 1922-2000)
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“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey quotes (American Comic Writer, Comedian and Actor on SNL. Famous for his Deep Thoughts, b.1949)
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“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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