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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian
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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first
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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
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Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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