“The lights were flashing and I heard the air horn of the train. I looked to my left and I looked straight, and here's this truck going across the tracks. All of a sudden it hit, and a big fireball occurred.”
“It's a place where the Administration can send someone who needs an appointment but who, for whatever reason, would be too embarrassing to give an ambassadorship.”
“I can buy a frozen salmon right now, or I can buy a farm-raised salmon. But I just don't want to feature that. Maybe I'll be selling halibut, instead.”
