“It's a new era at Disney. From now on, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs will be known as Person of No Color and the Seven Vertically Challenged Individuals.”
“National Guard troops patrol the nation's airports wearing jungle camouflage uniforms and carrying fixed bayonets. Nevertheless, it's done nothing to hold down crime at airports. they're still charging $4 for a candy bar.”
“Pakistan test-fired its first cruise missile Thursday in a blatant attempt to intimidate India. It flies beneath radar. If they attacked India with a nuclear cruise missile it could wipe out the entire United States customer service industry.”
“In Oklahoma City, it can be 50 degrees below zero outside. In Los Angeles, it's 78. In Oklahoma City, it can be 110 degrees outside. In Los Angeles, it's 78. In Oklahoma City, there are 2 million hard-working, church-going, industrious people. In Los Angeles, there's 78.”
