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“Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.”

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“My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.”

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“Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.”

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“Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.”
Linus Torvalds quotes (Finnish Computer engineer and Programmer, creator of Linux. b.1969)
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“There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed”
Bill Gates quotes (American Entrepreneur and Founder of Microsoft Co., b.1955)
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“Software is a great combination between artistry and engineering. When you finally get done and get to appreciate what you have done it is like a part of yourself that you've put together. I think a lot of the people here feel that way.”
Bill Gates quotes (American Entrepreneur and Founder of Microsoft Co., b.1955)
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“Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the past five years most of the manuals shipped with software products have actually been copies of Stephen King's The Stand with new covers pasted on.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“It's time to reappreciate the original software: paper.”
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“Analytical software enables you to shift human resources from rote data collection to value-added customer service and support where the human touch makes a profound difference.”
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“The suddenness of the leap from hardware to software cannot but produce a period of anarchy and collapse, especially in the developed countries.”
Marshall McLuhan quotes (Canadian communications theorist Educator, Writer and Social Reformer, 1911-1980)
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