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“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”
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“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
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“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."”

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“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
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“I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
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“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”
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“Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.”
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“I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
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“It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
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“I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
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